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jinyu
Age. 37
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Sprocket's Training Milestones
Came home (Aug 2, 2014)
Asked to go outside (Aug 5, 2014)
Slept 4 hours straight (night) (Aug 5-6, 2014)
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7/3/13 - 8
7/4/13 - 30
7/5/13 - 36
7/10/13 - 54
7/11/13 - 57
7/18/13 - 67
2/17/14 - 83
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The Duel of Guy(s) and Poon Pan Chun
Friday. 1.24.14 11:02 am
The prince sat on the lounge chair, slightly unnerved by the swarming gators that lived in the pool just at their feet. Across the pool at Guy’s Gator and Chips, two men of mirror expression, resentfully scooped up fried gator and fries, their twin faces drawing in the same plopping motion as the spoonful of fried food they served. They were serving a young man of a vaguely gray complexion, an adventurer and a heartbreaker to boot.

The man let our a laugh like a chittering critter, “Oh laws, oh laws.”

“Tell me,” demanded the Prince.

“That be Guys and Poon Pan Chun,” the man said, “Them or that, you can’t tell which. That feller lost a bet to Poon Pan Chun over a month ago and he’s still sore.”

“You’re telling me those men behind the counter are one man?” the prince asked perplexed.

“The same, although he warn’t done up so well as is he is now,” the man continued his chittering laugh, “ought to thank Poon Pan Chun for killing him.”

“Killed him, but he’s still alive!”

“Folks don’t die so easy in these parts,” the man said waving his hand, “And Guys- Guy, he’s got a special talent. Whatever gets cut grows right on back together. Grew too much once and so he’s got the other head, see.”

“Ah,” the prince waited for the man to continue the story, but he did not. He just continued to smile and wheezing now like a smash-faced dog and shaking his head.

“Tell me about the bet," the prince probed.

“Oh that. Laws, you should have seen him. Guys wouldn’t let Poon Pan Chun buy nothing from the shack, see. So, Poon Pan Chun tells him, ‘You ain’t gonna tell me what to do,’ so they get in fight. They pull out their swords and dance and dance, until they really got fighting, and then all of us goes up there ‘cause they were making the gators angry and none of us want to be dragged down to the Other Side."

“Then what?” the Prince pressed.

“Well, then Poon Pan Chun cut the Guys in half and then cut him off at the belt there. Then, you see, Guys don’t notice, tried to stab Poon Pan Chun in the back and did it too, but, che, che, che, not for long!”

“What?”

“Oh, well you see, Guys grew back together, but Poon Pan Chun was all dead and so long as Poon Pan Chun didn’t get what he wanted, his blood was keeping Guys from getting his legs back. Now the gators afraid of Guys, so it ain't no thing for him to go into the water. So, he goes into the water and over to the Other Side and has a good talking to with Poon Pan Chun, but Chun don’t want to just come back. He won’t let Guys get his legs back. So he says, he says, ‘I’m not coming back ‘less you give me gator and chips.”

Guys jus’ about to say 'yes' when Chun says, 'EVERYDAY!'"

The man laughed again, “Now, I wouldn’t want Guys Gator every day, don’t know if Poon Pan Chun even eats it, but Guys brought him back from the dead and now has to give him fried gator every day of de week and sometimes on Sundays.”

The Prince smiled, scooting his chair a bit away from the gator pit, “I can see why he’s so sore about it.”

“Oh you know he is, but at least he got his legs back. Poor Guys.”

“Poor guys,” the Prince agreed.
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