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jinyu
Age. 37
Gender. Female
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Location Denver, CO
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Sprocket's Training Milestones
Came home (Aug 2, 2014)
Asked to go outside (Aug 5, 2014)
Slept 4 hours straight (night) (Aug 5-6, 2014)
Crane Count
7/3/13 - 8
7/4/13 - 30
7/5/13 - 36
7/10/13 - 54
7/11/13 - 57
7/18/13 - 67
2/17/14 - 83
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- Dream of the Red Chamber
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- Scent of the Missing
- Stiff
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Dating and the Zombies
Saturday. 8.3.13 10:36 am
Being hit on by a bunch of guys you don't like... it's kind of like being followed by a zombie horde. You've got these guys, sallow, dripping with pus and grease, with long unkempt hair in varying stages of disarray, walking around awkwardly. If they can tell that you are alive (and female) then they try and shuffle up to you, moaning incoherently and flashing the teeth in their rotting mouths (seriously, BRUSH YOUR TEETH!). So, you alternate between being unseen (staying home), pretending you're a zombie, too, and running like hell. You face these hordes with your comrades, deftly avoiding their snares, but then, you're perfectly attractive girlfriend gets caught by one of these loser and... it is like they've eaten her brains... or at least her EYES! AHH!!! Then, not much later, you see them eating each other's faces off, and you know... deep in your heart, that you will never get your friend back from the zombies.

Two shots to the head.

Meanwhile, you meander back to your solitary bliss, imbibing fine music and literature, praying for a day when you can go out into the bright sunshine and not have to brave the hordes of shuffling undead, or rather, to find a boy who is taller than you, who bathes, cuts his hair, and does not incorrectly correct you on the pronunciation of words. Yeah, that would be nice. But perhaps, you have been too harden to the world of the zombie hordes, and ordinary life would be alien to you. Or, more mundanely, I wish ugly guys would just leave me alone.
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I thoroughly enjoy the imagery.
» middaymoon on 2013-08-03 10:50:34

Brilliant!
» jabberwock on 2013-08-03 03:26:17

terrifying
» Zanzibar on 2013-08-04 04:51:47

haha. i used to have tonnes of zombies coming after me. the worse part is my friends turned me to the zombies... for their entertainment...

ooh... i prefer pets than human being.
» renaye on 2013-08-11 04:31:08

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