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jinyu
Age. 37
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Job = Good boyfriend?

Thursday. 7.16.09 3:54 pm

Isn’t it funny? The qualities that make up the ideal employee are also those minimum requirements for a good boyfriend. Allow me to demonstrate.

The ideal boyfriend would:

Not have committed any fraud or felony
Not drink excessively, smoke, or take drugs
Would dress and act appropriate to the situation
Would be reliable and loyal
Would be hard working
Would show up to appointments on time and prepared

Additionally, if he was a higher level employee, he would:

Good with people
Intelligent and creative
Proactive in asking for what he wants

Therefore, I am beginning to hypothesize that the age old question: “So do you have a Job” might have a little bit more to it than just our animal instincts requiring us to find an ideal mate to provide for us. So there you have it, do you?

4 Comments.

Just want to say
That's brilliant.
» rabekriegerin on 2009-07-16 05:41:49

Hahaha! Good one!
» Nuttz on 2009-07-16 11:54:51

This entry reminds me of a song called "Work for Love" by Ministry...
» randomjunk on 2009-07-17 01:02:36

Minimal requirements, indeed. Ha ha.
» middaymoon on 2009-07-17 11:07:43

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